Musings and Mayhems

I have created a silly goal for the rest of the year.  Be able to do a handstand.

I can do one against the wall, then pull back and only use the wall for “spotting” - but I want to just be able to be like, look! a handstand. 

musts:

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Rhododendron

want to hear a funny story?  too bad. I’m telling it anyway.  long story short: I moved to Upstate NY from southern Calif.  It was november.  Big ass green bush on side yard.  told gardner, take that down.  he’s like, whaaaa????  I said, it’s just a big green bush, get rid of it.  he said, I’ll make you a deal, wait until may/june. you want me to still take it out, I will. Needless to say, once I saw what it DID (3 different colors! I guess 3 different bushes have merged in the last 100 years).  I kid you not, people stop in my yard and take PROM PICS in front of my rhodie.
thanks for letting me share that. 

musts:

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Rhododendron

want to hear a funny story?  too bad. I’m telling it anyway.  long story short: I moved to Upstate NY from southern Calif.  It was november.  Big ass green bush on side yard.  told gardner, take that down.  he’s like, whaaaa????  I said, it’s just a big green bush, get rid of it.  he said, I’ll make you a deal, wait until may/june. you want me to still take it out, I will. Needless to say, once I saw what it DID (3 different colors! I guess 3 different bushes have merged in the last 100 years).  I kid you not, people stop in my yard and take PROM PICS in front of my rhodie.

thanks for letting me share that. 

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pr1nceshawn:

Guess What…? - Couples find fun ways to announce to their friends and family that they are expecting.

Funny!

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me: *owns 264 unread books*

me: *buys 17 new books*

me: *rereads harry potter*

Me: and why didn't you sleep at nap time?

Boy: because I'm too tired of sleeping

themysterioussuccbus:

startraveller776:

huffingtonpost:

When did doing something ‘like a girl’ become an insult?

Watch the full Always commercial that seeks to answer this question.

The part that gets me is at the end of the commercial, when they ask one of the first ladies if she had a chance to do her demonstration of “running like a girl” over again, what would she do differently and she says, “I would run like myself.” I legit cried.

This is the best thing in the world. 😍

Yes!!!!!!

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts

A smash up of good stuff.

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Confetti and… Glitter

Confetti and… Glitter

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